Well not long now before we "bring the pain"!! First of all let me thank my wife for finally setting up my just giving page. I do hope she changes the picture, because I look like a total retard. While travelling to London to meet up with Spencer, my younger brother Adam informed me that our first leg (London to Dover) has actually had another 10 miles added to it. Surely Dover has not floated off into the channel by 10 miles has it??? I do remember the phenomenon of long shore drift from GCSE geography, BUT THAT NEVER ADDED 10 MORE MILES TO A JOURNEY!! What is going on??
In the spirit of "dead men walking" we had our last meal before the big day. Adam insisted we go and get a kebab. Thankfully we are currently in north London and there are planty of proper Turkish barbeque places where you can some really tasty healthy food, not those hunks of spit roasted alsastians dripping with low density lipoproteins. I had something which I currently can neither pronounce or spell, but I must say that it was the best £2 I have spent in a long time. Delicious!!!
Kebabs would have been included in the 89th section of the Doctrine & Covenants had the school of the prophets been eating them between chewing tobacco and trying to hit the only spitoon from 12 feet! Emma would NOT have appproved of mopping up the grease and vomit!
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